all nighters

i have not pulled an all nighter like ever! honestly i always find a way to sleep for a couple hours! the funny thing is that i am pulling all nighters that do not benefit me but rather my sister and her team! but she did promise me a new leather coach bag for all my hard work! cant until wednesday when she takes me to buy my purse! …so they decided to play some music and for that they went on pandora. i have nothing against pandora but honestly the station the put it on is making me fall asleep! like seriously if you guys are pulling an all nighter try playing some music that doesnt make you fall alseep! the music reminds me of music they play at weird places, like i cant even describe places that would play this music!! its so odd! this is what i have to hear “scrub you toes..his favorite book store, the moon to him was a stranger, now he sits down at the table, starring at his toes” honestly wtf is this??? should i be worried??

so many options.

At the middle of the night a couple of friends and I decided to get in the car and drive somewhere anywhere. We got inside the car and then started to drive. We drove all night and in the morning we didnt know where we were. But there was this road sign that had many choices to where we should go. Oh so many options but where should we go? Paradise? Desire? or Panic?

being so handsome must be depressing…this handsome boy knows what i go through every day.

just no drinking and biking!

i have the best fathers day gift! i think you’re going to love it! this present is forsure going to make me your number 1 daughter!

now you can ride your bike and take your favorite bottle of wine with you!! just no drinking and biking daddy! 

moms smoking pot

seriously  funniest conversation me and my dad had!!! so efing funny i was laughing so hard and doing the peepee dance!! here is how it went 

dad: como fue tu dia hoy?

Me: oh my goodness we went to go drop off mi tia with my moms cousin and we got lost for an hour!!

dad: oh tu madre no sabe lo que hace! yo hay le dige que hay no fue su marijuana!!

me:jajajajjajajajjajjajjajajajajajjaja

 dad: el orto dia fue a la tienda para comprar basil. pero no fue a la tienda regular fue a una tienda especailes de plantas, y como la vieron como un poqutio derrr la dieron otra planta. pero como ella no sabe nada la gente le dieron marijuana en forma de planta. Cuando vieno a la casa estaba cocinando con la marijuana piensando que era basil. entonces ella estaba como derr todo el dia!! y cuando yo le dije que su planta era marijuana ella  me digo que no era! era un planta especial. y desde entonces pone la marijuana en todos sus platios! 

me:jaajajajjajajajajajajajajajajjajajjajajajajajja

dad: el otro dia estabamos comiendo los dos juntos. yo estaba viendo la television cuando veo que tu madre va corriendo como loco gritando como loco, por no rason pero fue porque ella estaba comiendo su marijuana. 

me: on the the floor laughing!!!!!!!!!

What a Day.

What a day. Boyfriend number 4 and I, have been having issues lately. He says I do not have any time for him. What can I say I’m a busy women. I have to volunteer to help man kind. So today after class he surprised me with tickets to go see President Obama address the people of San Francisco. How could I pass up an opportunity like this? I couldnt. The first thing I had to do was call Oscar to to send me over a dress that I could wear to this event. Then I had to get ready. Boyfriend number 4 picked me up in his black Range Rover. Oh boy did he look handsome in his suit! After hearing Obama speak, shaking hands with him and taking pictures with him by the press, boy friend number 4 and I headed to Ghrilladeil Square for some hot chocolate and cupcakes. What a nice treat to end this day. Now I have to get ready for bed and volunteering tomorrow. 

veganism…

Welcome back bitoch! Its been some time since we last had tamales like comadres! I hope you are well! And I hope kentucky hasn’t changed you! Please come visit me so we can catch up and chismiar about boys (giggles)! We can go to any vegan restaurant you want! I even made a poem for you!

Oh my little vegan friend

You leave the bellos

To go to kentucky

You leave our frijoles and salsa

For kfc’s mash potatoes

Oh my little vegan friend

Welcome back Oh my little vegan friend

Welcome back Oh my little vegan friend

mckinely park

it all started from me volunteering. Since I have been volunteering one of the kids I help read has a crush on me! Yesterday the whole class went to mckinely park! There I played tag with this little boy and a couple other kids. On the way back I have to stay towards the back of the kids so I can make sure none of those rugrats get left behind. So the little decides to stay towards the back so he can talk to me. Then we start talking about food and what’s our favorite food! He loves chinese! Then all of sudden he grabs my hand so that we can hold hands. All the volunteers were told we that we can’t promote crushes. So I let go of his hand and then he grabbed my hand and put it around his shoulder. But then I t ook my hand off his shoulder. Once we got back to the class his mother was waiting for him. Before he left he told me that he can’t wait for me to come back. Oh geezzzz I hope this little boy gets over his crush…

mickey d

So today today I decide to wear boots instead of shoes and guess what I didn’t miss my bus!! But I got here too early and seriously I don’t plan on spending more time volunteering than I should! So this leaves me at mickey dees! So basically you have to order something to sit down so I had to effing pay 150 for a small packet of apples! And now I’m sitting eating my apple while listening in to a couple old men talking about life! Its quiet interesting not going to lie. but their stories don’t compare to the stories my dad has told me! I guess I have wasted enough time and I better get going.

fuck shoe laces

So today I have to volunteer at an elementary school in the mission. I don’t mind it that much as long as I don’t miss my bus…which happened today! I fucking had to tie my shoes and I missed it because of my shoes. This is why I wear boots so that I don’t have to worry about tying my shoes!! Fuck shoe laces! Honestly I don’t know how little kids can wear shoes they just slow you down! My advice to little kids forget shoes and invest on a good pair of boots! Now that my bus left I have to wait in the cold and in the rain! Fuck shoelaces! Oh here come my bus…and its fucking crowded! At least I have coffee and my ipod! I still fucking hate you shoelaces!